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Postod NikoKaoJa » Sre Okt 10, 2007 23:14

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"
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Postod Vladimir_Putin » Čet Okt 11, 2007 07:31

:laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
volim svoju zemlju
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Postod VOJVODA » Čet Okt 11, 2007 12:54

NikoKaoJa je napisao:"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"


Dobar je, mada su 'Foliranti' to izveli pre mnogo godina na daleko bolji nacin. :cat:
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Postod R1Ngm4S73R » Čet Okt 11, 2007 14:02

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And now i close my eyes.....
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Postod Hector » Čet Okt 11, 2007 14:03

@ ring nije lose

@ nkj taj vic je stariji od mene i od bilblije zejdno

xuosam ga jos na tv-u ko klinac
salalala sve je sala ni jedan klovn nije budala :=)
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Postod R1Ngm4S73R » Pet Okt 12, 2007 01:59

And now i close my eyes.....
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Postod R1Ngm4S73R » Pet Okt 12, 2007 10:07

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And now i close my eyes.....
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Postod VOJVODA » Pet Okt 12, 2007 10:12

Тачно, тачно.
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Postod Vladimir_Putin » Pet Okt 12, 2007 10:19

hmmm...da,da..pa zbog zene je adam isteran iz raja koliko seze moje pamcenje...
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Postod NikoKaoJa » Pet Okt 12, 2007 11:07

R1Ngm4S73R je napisao:http://funhouse.bubble.ro/1121/Fight_For_Kisses/



WRH REKLAMA :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

to postawih neki dan na i.t. ;)
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Postod NikoKaoJa » Pet Okt 12, 2007 11:41

Аутобус - возило које иде два пута брже кад трчите за њим него кад седите у њему

Пуловер - одевни предмет који дете мора да носи када је мами зима

Плес - вертикална фрустрација хоризонталне жеље

Економист - експерт који ће знати сутра зашто се оно што је предвидео јуче није догодило данас

Гинеколог - особа која ради тамо где се други забављају

Интелектуалац - особа која је у стању да два сата мисли на нешто осим сеxа

Мигрена - најчешће употребљавана контрацепција код жена

Брак - заједница у којој двоје људи решавају проблеме које не би имали да су остали сами

Зубар - мађионичар који вам ставља у уста део онога што вам је извукао из џепа

Песимистa - оптимистa са искуством

Програмер - особа која на необјашњив начин реши проблем за који ниси ни знао да га имаш

Психолог - особа која гледа остале кад у просторију уђе добра риба

Будилник - инструмент измишљен да би будио оне који немају малу децу

Звезда - особа која цео живот тешко ради да би била позната а затим носи велике тамне наочаре да је нико не препозна
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Postod Mazalo8 » Sub Okt 13, 2007 16:23

Седе у Пaбу Немац, Холанђанин и Ирац. Долази келнер и пита их шта ће:
-Холанђанин: Амстел наравно.
-Немац: Бавариу наравно
-Ирац: Ја ћу ђус.
-Шта, како, нећеш Гуиннесс ?
-Па кад ова два шабана не пију пиво, кој ћу стојко ја сам да га пијем.
ARGHHHHH


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Postod Vladimir_Putin » Sub Okt 13, 2007 16:36

putuju gradskim prevozom ljudi i medju njima zemunac stoji na vratima...covek koji bi sishao pokushava da prodje ali ne moze od ovogo, i obraca mu se ...gospodine, ja bih sishao...o zemunac ce.. -Pa , sishi , ko ti brani...
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Postod CreepingDeath » Sub Okt 13, 2007 16:46

Sede dwe krawe na shljiwi i yedu treshnje, prodje tretja i pita
- sha radite?
-yedemo treshnje.
-pa kako na shljiwi??
-pa ponele smo.. :D
Muzichari koji piju nikad nisu patili od treme...
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Postod mansoldworld » Ned Okt 14, 2007 04:42

R1Ngm4S73R je napisao:Slika


True,true ...
"Izadji na tablu B." reche profesorka
"Ajde mi sada opishi kruznicu?"

Pa znate,ona je lepa,okrugla...tako!
"Pa dobro,ajde je sad opishi?"

Pa opisao sam je...
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Postod Hector » Ned Okt 14, 2007 19:34

ne seri one su jedno lepo cevece a mi smo stoka :P

ako imamo mozga i malo naravno

ako nemamo mozga onda ko nas sissa sto im dozovljavamo da nam pomeraju guza ko nas j e b e onda ...
salalala sve je sala ni jedan klovn nije budala :=)
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Postod mansoldworld » Pon Okt 15, 2007 00:57

Sinovac ,ono je dobro uradjena fora pre svega ...
A za ostalo ... ma boli me ono
"Izadji na tablu B." reche profesorka
"Ajde mi sada opishi kruznicu?"

Pa znate,ona je lepa,okrugla...tako!
"Pa dobro,ajde je sad opishi?"

Pa opisao sam je...
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Postod Hector » Pon Okt 15, 2007 10:19

ajde ajde znam dasi ljut jel nisis uspeo da me eskiviras u petak vec si morao da se pozdravis :P
salalala sve je sala ni jedan klovn nije budala :=)
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Postod mansoldworld » Pon Okt 15, 2007 12:04

Shta???
WTF...


Ti bash imash loshe mishljenje o sebi ... :geek:
"Izadji na tablu B." reche profesorka
"Ajde mi sada opishi kruznicu?"

Pa znate,ona je lepa,okrugla...tako!
"Pa dobro,ajde je sad opishi?"

Pa opisao sam je...
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Postod Hector » Pon Okt 15, 2007 13:14

ne samo kenjam
salalala sve je sala ni jedan klovn nije budala :=)
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Postod R1Ngm4S73R » Uto Okt 16, 2007 21:41

Bumper Stickers
These are some of the best!

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well. (thanks to Sarah Lang)

Screw world peace, visualize DRIVING. (thanks to Mac S. Asti)

Don't believe everything you think. (thanks to Michael D.)

My feminine side is lesbian. (thanks to Justin Kinser)

Without geometry, life is pointless. (thanks to Ryan Mazonis)

WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?) (thanks to Craig)

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. (thanks to Sasori)

Cats make everything taste better. (thanks to Gray)

Stable relationships are for horses. (thanks to Graham)

Your body would look good in my trunk. (thanks to Tiens)

Just say NO to negativity (thanks to Kevin McKinley)

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

When life hands you gators, make Gatorade. (thanks to Jordan)

I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

My gamer fragged your honor student. (thanks to Shaun)

The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy.

My dog is smarter than your honor student. (thanks to Gray)

I feel better after I wine a little.

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps. (thanks to Brandi)

I'm still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes.

National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

The winner of the rat race is still a rat. (thanks to Jake)

The Moral Majority is neither. (thanks to Bromond)

Dyslexics Untie! (thanks to Frank)

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy. (thanks to Steve)

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

In case of rapture, can I have your car? (thanks to Ariana Moseley)

Custer wore an Arrow shirt. (thanks to Jake)

I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.

I love animals. They're delicious. (thanks to Ryan)

I poke badgers with spoons.

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.

If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order. (thanks to Clement Anthony)

If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

Excess is never too much in moderation.

My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

Think globally, Act galactically.

My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Don't believe everything you think.

Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.

Life is short. So buy the shoes!

Never believe generalizations.

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.

I don't think, therefore I am not.

Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.

Avoid alliterations always.

Fishermen don't die, they just smell that way. (thanks to CW)

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Jesus is coming. Look busy! (thanks to Buddy)

Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

What would Ashton do?

Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.

What would Gandalf do?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

Does anal retentive have a hyphen?

If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.

Resistance is futile (if > 1 ohm).

My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.

MOP AND GLO - The floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

The control key on the keyboard does not work.

The meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Nuke the Whales! We'll hunt them at night.

Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?

Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum.

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

What wouldn't Jesus do?

If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.

Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.

I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time.

So many cats, so few recipes.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. (thanks to Brett)

I plan to live forever. So far, so good! (thanks to Jake M.)

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around. (thanks to Evets)

On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

On your mark, get set, go away!

What would Scooby do?

Honk if the twins fall out. (thanks to Will)

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Sorry I missed church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. (thanks to Tananda)

Let's skip the insults and get right down to your butt kicking!

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

My drinking team has a bowling problem. (thanks to Bromond)

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. (thanks to Kenneth Dockery)

If you can read this, you're not the president.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Liberal Arts major: will think for food.

Adjure obfuscation. (thanks to Betty)

Visualize Whirled Peas

If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!

Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.

I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

What we need is a patch for stupidity!

Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it !

Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union.

Procrastinate now.

The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.

Rehab is for quitters.

My dog can lick anyone!

I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.

I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun!

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Mop and Glo - The floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

You - Off my planet.

If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Earth is full. Go home.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Nyquil: the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.

In dog years, I'm dead!

South Korea's got Seoul!

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

Above all else, sky. (thanks to Evets)

The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

IRS: Be Audit You Can Be

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount!

(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

A day without sunshine is like night.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

Old age comes at a bad time.

If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?

In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

The more you complain the longer God makes you live.

I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind - back in five minutes.

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Life would be easier if I had the source code.

Hang up and drive.

Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

I fish, therefore I lie.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Honk If you want to see my finger.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).

Constipation causes people not to give a crap.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!

So you're kids no honor student. Society needs laborers.

Honk if you hate peace and quiet.

I have the body of a god. Buddha.

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Your stupid!

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.

Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

Thank God I'm an atheist.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico.

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

Worry. God knows all about you.

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!

Vote Democrat - it's easier than working!

Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking!

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
And now i close my eyes.....
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Postod mansoldworld » Sre Okt 17, 2007 04:11

ANTI-HOROSKOP

Ovan - bahati gadovi, uvek moraju biti šefovi i glavni u svemu. Uzrok je, verovatno, mali penis ili male grudi.

Bik - samozadovoljne ćutljive seronje, dosadni k'o klub filatelista.

Blizanci - glavni ogovarači i trač-babe, izdajice i prevrtljivci sa dvostrukim merilima koja se menjaju svakih 10-15 minuta. Valjda je i sam Juda bio blizanac.

Rak - posesivni ludaci, uvrede se ako im dobro jutro niste zaželeli u pravilnoj intonaciji, menjaju raspoloženje kako im padne na pamet.

Lav - arogantni, večni podcenjivači, puni velikih planova za sve koji na kraju koriste samo njima (kao da ih je i briga za druge)

Devica - opsesivno-kompulzivni neurotici koji se stresa oslobadjaju čisteći stan, slažući garderobu i kineski porcelan, prezahtevne cepidlake kojima ni previše nije dovoljno.

Vaga - narcisodini šizofrenici, ogledalo im je najbolji prijatelj, treba im nedelja dana dok se odluče hoće li naručiti Coca Colu ili Pepsi, toliko su lenje da je pravo čudo kako uopšte ustaju iz kreveta.

Škorpija - samosažaljevajuci autodestruktivci koji svoju jagmu ne mogu podneti sami pa moraju povući još 100 ljudi sa sobom, da je sutra kraj sveta oni se ne bi šokirali, verovatno sudelujući u sado-mazo orgijama.

Strelac - raspikuća i kockar, uživa soliti pamet, a entuzijazam im je toliki da je i oživiti mrtve sasvim moguce - naravno - samo ako oni to rade, užasavaju se priznati da znaju za osećaj tuge.

Jarac - pravi pravcati goniči robova, veruju u sudbinu do zadnjeg slova, reč "oprostiti" ne postoji u njihovom rečniku, prodali bi guzicu za drustveni status.

Vodolija - vulgarni i nepristojni perverznjaci, večita zabadala u privatni život drugih, verovatno ne iznenadjuje činjenica da je po statistici u CIA najviše špijuna upravo u znaku vodolije.

Ribe - samosažaljevajući dosadnjakovići, čekaju da ih neko uteši, ne mogu se ni popipšati bez tudje pomoći, i najmanju sitnicu vide kao vrhunsku senzaciju pa gnjave ljude okolo. U pauzi kad su dobre volje bave se tudjim problemima, pa opet padnu u depresiju - i tako u krug.


Bice josh ;)
"Izadji na tablu B." reche profesorka
"Ajde mi sada opishi kruznicu?"

Pa znate,ona je lepa,okrugla...tako!
"Pa dobro,ajde je sad opishi?"

Pa opisao sam je...
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Postod Hector » Sre Okt 17, 2007 15:45

mansoldworld je napisao:Vodolija - vulgarni i nepristojni perverznjaci, večita zabadala u privatni život drugih, verovatno ne iznenadjuje činjenica da je po statistici u CIA najviše špijuna upravo u znaku vodolije.


istina za mene si pogpdio 100%
salalala sve je sala ni jedan klovn nije budala :=)
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Postod mansoldworld » Pet Okt 19, 2007 05:31

OVAN: Bože, ja bih STRPLJENJA, ako može, ODMAH!

BIK: Bože, pomozi mi da sa lakoćom prihvatim PROMENE u svom životu, ali ne moraš BAŠ PREVIŠE žuriti... upravo spremam sebi ručak...

BLIZANAC: O, Bože...(ili, možda si ti Boginja?)...Ko si ti?... Šta
si ti?... I gde si?...I, KOLIKO vas zapravo ima? Kome da se molim...?!

RAK: Dragi Tata, znam da ne bih smio biti toliko zavisan od tebe, ipak,
molim te, da moje ružičaste pantalone stignu sa hemijskog čišćenja što
pre.

LAV: Hay, Matori! Kladim se da si ponosan što sam UPRAVO JA tvoje
dete!

DEVICA: Dragi Bože, daj da svet postane bolji, i nemoj ZABRLJATI,
kao što si zadnji put...

VAGA: O, Bože, znam da bih sam morao donositi svoje odluke. Ali, šta TI o tome misliš?

ŠKORPION: Bože, pomozi mi da oprostim svojim neprijateljima, mada ti
LJIGAVI GADOVI to uopšte ne zaslužuju!

STRELAC: OOOO... SVEMOĆNI, SVEZNAJUĆI, SVELJUBEĆI, SVEMOGUĆI, VJEČNI GOSPODE...!!! MOLIO SAM TE VEĆ STOPUTA, POMOZI MI DA SAMO MALO MANJE PRETERUJEM!!!!!!!

JARAC: Dragi Oče, nameravao sam te nešto zamoliti, ali mislim, da je
bolje da to uradim sam. Svejedno, hvala ti.

VODOLIJAK: Ćao, Bože! Jedni kažu da si muško, a drugi da si žensko. Ja
mislim, da SMO SVI MI BOG. Onda, čemu molitve?

RIBA: Večni Nebeski Oče, popio sam osam whiskeya, da isperu svu moju
tugu i jad, smijem li sa ovim devetim NAZDRAVITI tvojoj neizmernoj
Slavi i Milosti.
"Izadji na tablu B." reche profesorka
"Ajde mi sada opishi kruznicu?"

Pa znate,ona je lepa,okrugla...tako!
"Pa dobro,ajde je sad opishi?"

Pa opisao sam je...
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Postod NeverBorn » Pet Okt 19, 2007 22:20

Izraz:

Celivash mi budzu!

genijano ...
One minut darkness

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